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I'm sure I have a rock in my shoe
Just another in a series of minor issues
I seem to collect like some Star Trek ship from 1972

And I don't wanna go outside
Because my allergies and the pesticides
Make the air strangle me, what would the corner think? Most likely suicide

The most romantic thing that I think I have ever seen are two skeletons found in an old grave side by side and kissing

I'm not a gem, I'm an old rock someone found
Interesting enough to through in a drawer and unexplainably keep around

Be a big boy finish your cigarette
Then maybe you can have dessert
After that I'll take you shopping, buy you more obscure ironic T-Shirts

I'm the mostly self sustaining
At times self deprecating
Most likely self destructing
Bad-ass robot you've ever seen
I'm Schwarzenegger, fresh from his trailer, oiled up and trigger happy.

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from Midwest Monopoly, released February 7, 2015

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