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Untitled: The Album!

by The Bravest Little Toaster

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1.
Christy 01:23
Christy I know you don't know who I am Christy I know you don't know who I am Divorce your husband, Run away as fast as you can Christy, I know just what you want to be Christy, I know just what you want to be Divorce your husband, Run away, runaway with me
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I cant seem to remember the last time I wrote something honest So honestly speaking i guess most of my recent songs are just pure horse shit And you hate it when I drink and I hate it when I am sober You hate the sense of resentment on my end and I hate when your friends come over So let's all get wasted and forget real fast the feet in my mouth and the head up my ass Maybe if we're really lucky we'll witness the end of an era doomed to never last You hate how i never smoking and that I soon don't intend to I said I'd quit smoking for someone I love you're just now finding out that it isn't you. And oh darling, your really not that bad. It's just that most of the time that I've spent with you make up most of the worst times i've had. Your like a flower or maybe a tree, And I am the toxic faceless corporation dedicated to pollute and destroy all it's beauty So let's all get wasted and forget real fast the feet in my mouth and the head up my ass Maybe if we're really lucky we'll witness the end of an era doomed to never last
3.
Say something to shut me up Call me stupid, and I'll call you buttercup pay for me and yourself, tell me not to pay for anything else Oh, My God, I think I'm in love Take my, button up. You like the color, say you could wear it to work You love to hate your new job at that old law firm Where I wouldn't even qualify to be an intern Where I wouldn't even qualify to be an intern My parents aren't sure where to stand on you And your parents aren't sure about me either cause I've yet to hit 22 So lets climb in your gas efficient company car we can spend the weekend in Chicago making out in Lincoln Park
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Last Time 01:33
Last time you saw me I was kissing in a rose bush Eager to feel older I guess Last time you called me I was driving past Lake Michigan eager with my long pauses and the nausea kicking I'm so sorry you got the worst end of it Last time I saw you You were with another guy half my height, didn't know you liked his arian stereotype I'm so sorry guess I never really knew you right? Last time I called you the phone just rang rang, it's all my fault no worries, And I'm sorry, I'm sorry for everything
6.
Oh, The miracle of the subconscious Metaphorically speaking, I thought you knew all of this I thought you knew what was best I chalk that up to nostalgia All these nights of unrest have been leading up to, leading up to I know your just a wolf in sheeps clothing Carefully crafted to tear down what I hoped of building I still love your way of talking Not knowing but still nodding Grabbing a sociopathic's hand and calling it something take hold of my life and crash it darling take hold of my life and crash it darling take hold of my life and crash it darling take hold of my life and crash it darling Cause I don't wanna be apart I wanna be close I wanna cling to the zipper of your open rain coat and kiss you softly follow me into that sweet goodnight if you still think that I'm worth following
7.
How did Brittany Murphy die? And will she come back sometime soon? I've been waiting my whole life for someone like her to, Take my mind of what I said, What I did and what I meant, Heal my mind and hold me tight, love me hard, and hate the light.
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Peer pressure pointing out just what you did After all that shit he said do you still feel like an idiot Bidding my time and bitting my tongue, I've lost track of the things coming back to haunt me This shits getting old, somehow I still feel young Karma killing, show stealing, Miss Americas prime time thrilling new adventure hour, now selling tickets, providing, I have the power
9.
Blind date with the chancer We had oysters and dry lancers And the check when it arrived we went dutch, dutch, dutch, dutch A redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash And this emery board is giving me a rash I'm flat out You're so beautiful to look at when you cry Freeze, don't move You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life A shady lane, everybody wants one A shady lane, everybody needs one Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god Oh my god, oh your god, oh his god, oh her god It's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god The worlds collide, but all that we want is a shady lane Glance, don't stare Soon you're being told to recognize your heirs No, not me I'm an island of such great complexity Stress surrounds in the muddy peaceful center of this town Tell me off in the hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys and the over-friendly concierge Two headed boy, she is all you could need She will feed you tomatoes and radio wires And retire to sheets safe and clean But don't hate her when she gets up to leave

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released June 12, 2016

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