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1.
Oh Ghost! 01:06
Oh ghost of Ridley Scott's dead brother, Won't you please come save me now. I've been sitting up, smoking on this bench all alone Acting like I don't know how To survive in the cross fire, Between the less desired demons that drag us down. Oh god! Ghost of Ridley Scott's dead brother, won't you please come save me now!
2.
Toys R Us 02:27
Someday I will loud Stand apart like a flare gun in a crowd, But for now Im fine being a shitty, screaming church mouse And I'm a moving van full of empty boxes Trying to look profound and not come off obnoxious Who's scrapping every part of his cranium For an increasingly shitty set list And I'm the unlocked door That is never fully open The, troubled child putting his G.I. Joes in coffins The sociopathic shut in who might be secretly killing it A massacre, without anyone to witness And Im the nightmarish dreamscape of the legend of Don Quixote I'm my father's friend from college who died on peyote I'm a screw up bound for living on the streets Or maybe fortune and glory But either way, Mr. Postman please, I just want your daughter to be happy. So would you please, Give her this letter for me. It says I'm sorry for the things I never did. And I'm even more sorry for my soul crushing emphasis On how I don't wanna grow up, I want to be a Toys R Us kid.
3.
You made a skirt from an old tablecloth, I still remember the red checker pattern. I want to walk until I get lost, And when I get home everything will be better, You made a skirt from an old tablecloth, We danced to a beach boys song, In a yellow living room with the lights turned off, That was long before everything went wrong, You made a skirt from an old tablecloth, and i hope your new boyfriend thinks its real cute, and sometimes i wish that i could just chop off the chunks of my life that i wasted on you, You made a skirt from an old tablecloth, and when we kissed you said my face felt scratchy, so while you were at work i shaved my beard off, and when you came home we kissed and kissed like we hadn't kissed for weeks even though it had only been a couple of hours.
4.
Candlestick 01:57
Well I was standing, and smoking, piss drunk outside of our apartment. Wanting to come home. You woke up alarmed, you went down to investigate, Armed to the teeth, now that you're left alone. And I got impatient, crawled in through our basement window I was atement you try to keep locked. And you dropped your candlestick you intended to kill me with, my pail familiar face must have kept me from being harmed. I should have lied, I should have said that I love you, And I need your love to survive. I should have cried, Should have said I'm not over you, And I need your love to get by. You offered me coffee you didn't have. We stayed up late talking, I passed out on our welcome mat. And you didn't wake me up when you went to work. You left me a note, but that was more than I deserved. I should have lied, I should have said that I love you, And I need your love to survive. I should have cried, Should have said I'm not over you, And I need your love to get by.
5.
Shock Collar 01:39
Analyze me into oblivion And I'll stop making that face you hate Keep me under your thumb And out of the stoplight And I'll stop nervously shaking my leg I don't care what people think Because I think you're great You're a shock collar in skinny jeans and you keep my head on straight Still pushing me to go outside Because it's not the sun that's giving me cancer It's the cigarettes you always hide from me Because nicotine isn't the answer You're a blinding light And I've got tunnel vision I was stranded, now I'm saved You're a shock collar in skinny jeans and you keep my head on straight You're my parol officer and doctor, therapist, and telepropter, on the table You're the best offer, the Terminator in a hellicopter You're a shock collar in skinny jeans and you keep my head on straight You're a shock collar in skinny jeans and you keep my head on straight You're a shock collar didn't know I needed and you keep my head on straight
6.
Sweaters 04:24
I said that you look great today But of coarse you always do You said I like when you wear sweaters But you look good too And you say its what you want Tighten ribbons on the back of your head And I'm not sure when it's enough And your not sure what I meant You said you don't like roses After I bought you a rose It still has all it's peddles You were sure would decompose Short walk in the falling snow But it's not that cold at all Warm lips touch and fingers numb And I'm not sure how to get home
7.
I woke up dead I think I called the proper people they refused to send an ambulance So I put on my best and only suit And walked a couple miles to that decrepit tree where I kissed you And carved out a shallow grave Oh the irony when you said to me you're going off the deep end, You're insane I crawled along feeling safe, Diving into my hard work I dream of buzzards picking off my face But those broken birds never came, And almost thankfully neither did the rain. I dug out the dirt from my eyes stretched my limbs no longer phantom or in pain that stupid music fills my heart and I start to sing That song you hated I scream out loud half remembering Home I where I want to be Pack me up and turn me round I feel numb, born with a weak heart I guess I must be having fun The less we say about it the better Make it up as we go along Feet on the ground, Head in the sky It's ok, I know nothings wrong, nothing
8.
Don't want to be free of hope And I'm at the end of my rope It's so tough just to be alive When I feel like the living dead I'm giving it up so plain I'm living my life in vain And where am I going to? I got to really try Try so hard to get by And where am I going to? I don't know where is up or down And there ain't any love left around Everybody wearin' a frown Waiting for Santa to come to town You're giving it up so plain You're living your lives in vain And where are you going to? You've got to really try Try so hard to get by And where are you going to? Flip on your tv And try to make sense out of that If we were all in the movies Maybe we wouldn't be so bored We're giving it up so plain We're living our lives in vain And where are we going to? You gotta really try Try so hard to get by And where are you going to? Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

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released September 16, 2015

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