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So The Devil, Batman, and Jiminy Cricket Walk Into a Bar and Just Stay There.

by The Bravest Little Toaster

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1.
My Boy Ben 02:39
I'm just a kid cursed to look like Clark Kent Who only wanted to be a half decent portrayal Of a truly bad-ass hero, like Michael Keaton And I still can't tie my shoe At least not the way I was taught to I just make weird nots and hope my originality gets me through Now I think the devil that was on my shoulder Killed the late great Jiminy Cricket And he has stolen that saint's identity And the place in my heart he lived in I started talking with this girl named Alli, Who had a random hatred for Benny Affleck The more I felt her moving towards me, The more I felt her breathing down my neck And I should have told her I think my boy Ben, Will make a pretty adequate Batman And I don't watch Tarantino Movies for the action And what I from people, I hide out of compassion And I just want a girl who is really lovely, who is real and loves me With a passion Now I think the devil that was on my shoulder Killed the late great Jiminy Cricket And he has stolen that saint's identity And the place in my heart he lived in Is it even possible to be so cynical? To still have ambition and a life that's abysmal? No matter what I feel in my gut, I'm gonna push to look a little less miserable.
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Gas Card 02:30
I cut my foot open kicking at the glass in your window frame  Your nervous apologies seem to help me numb the pain  I'm bleeding all over the place but at least it's in my car besides, Romeo and Juliet never stopped to go to the E.R. I got my parents gas card you got your parents ability to run away from all your problems as much as you need  I brought quarters for the soda machine if you've got cash for your magazines  We'll be alright, we'll be alright, we'll be alright, God I hope We'll be alright  We're on the road to Organ your hand shaking in mine  If the mistakes we make when we are young are what we keep inside Then I hope this mistake stays with my throughout my entire life You made me stop the car on the side of the road I'd never felt this clear, concise and bold You said that I looked tired and we should just spend the night here  but I said that I was and we needed to keep going And in your eyes I found destiny was showing  36 dollars worth of caffeine and 3 and 3 quarters worth of gasoline And we finally made it to the place we always wanted to be  I got a job where I can work from home and you got a job on the telephone And we're never moving back to that city 

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released March 31, 2015

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